Video game rap battles
Player 1: Baldi
Player 2: MonikaFight!
Here′s some early access in my classes to my friendless foe
'Cause when I start inventin′ flows I tend to go to Endless Mode
And then I'll vote to end your co-hort club of depression
Come on this is a math lesson, not a therapy session
You messin' with your friends,
Drove them to madness so you′d get a lonely man?
You′re better off if you ditched class and started up an OnlyFans
The only code that you have broke? (Oh?)
The dress onе with all of those clothes! (Whoa!)
Sorry, it's looking like Cloudy′s thе
Only one here who is gettin' to blow!
Hey teach I got a question
Where′s your full game? (Huh?)
The one that was kickstarted years ago for 60K (Uh.)
Then the perks to all the Patrons wound up coming late? (Well-)
And what's left′s a glitchy mess that even I couldn't play? (Wait!)
The president's tellin′ it how it is
After these messes, you′re dropping in relevance
Based on your writing I know you're not sentient
So artificial but lack the intelligence
Well if it′s truly the best all that money could do
You're selling out so that your plushy could too
And don′t bring up code because from what I've viewed
If I broke your program you′d only improve
I thought there were no stupid questions but
You proved me wrong with that poetry scheme (Yuh!)
Tryna diss me about my release but what happened in 2018? (Huh?)
Open your third eye in case you can't tell
Does Portrait of Markov start ringing a bell?
Years added and added and all it amounts to's
A project as dead as your Twitter account
My twitter account? You′re a stalker
Makes sense with the toddlers all placed in your game (Ay!)
At least Team Salvato completed a project
Your company′s basically, lame (Hey!)
I thought you could elevate when your school renovates
But when reviewing your rhymes
I find your rapping is just like your mapping (Why?)
You randomly generate lines (Oh...)
Why don't you bring your friends for when we do Show and Tell
I know that Playtime and Sayori would just get along swell
Like Natsuki′s neck, you snap at me about my gaming crimes
But at least Baldis not on BBC for causing suicides!
I'm done with the erasin′ of this horror game sham
Because you're out of the equation, now I′m talking to Cam
Man, whenever all your comments ask to do something new
We all know you'll say "Just Baldi" so that you can get views
Ooo!
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Video game rap battles
