We've all heard of Rudolf
and his shiny nose,
And we all know Frosty,
Who's made out of snow,
But all of those stories seem kind of,gay.Cause we all know who
brightens up our holiday.....
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo,
small and brown,
he comes from you.
Sit on the toilet, here he comes,
squeeze between your festive buns.
A present from down below.
Spreading joy with a Howdy Ho!.
Hes seen the love inside of you
because hes's a piece of poo!
Sometimes he's nutty.
Sometimes he's corney.
He could be brown or greenish-brown.
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve,
he might come to your town....................
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo,
He loves me, I love you.
therefor by carelessly,
he loves you..........
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!pnnffttt!!!!................
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Well Kyle, were is he?
ehhhhh, he's comin...
Common dude push!....
Ehhhhh, I'm trying!
Wait a minute, I can see his head!
Ehhhhhh, HERE HE COMES!
Pleurt. Howdy Ho!!!
I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo.
Seasons greattings to all of you.
Lets sing songs and dance and play!
Now before I melt away.
Here's a game I like to play.
Stick me in your mouth and try to Say,Howdy HoHo yum yum yum!
Christmas time has come!
Sometimes he's runny.
Sometimes he's burnt.
sometime he's practically Water!
Sometimes he hangs off the end of Your ass
and won't fall in the Toilet,
cause he's just clinging To your swinger,
and he won't drop Off and say shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the Toilet,
and finally it does!!!
Mr. Hankey,the Christmas poo.
If Christmas leaves,
He must leave too!
Flush him down but he's never GONE!
.....His smell and his spirit linger oooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!
HOWDY HO!!!
