Stan:
There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Oh the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of snow, I mean
This is a day when it's hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say hello
Stranger:
Get outta my way!
Stan:
Even though the temperature's low
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town
Sharon:
Well good morning, Stan.
Stan:
Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
Sharon:
A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating?
Stan:
But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film, from Canada!
Sharon:
All right, all right, here you go. But be back for supper.
Stan:
Thanks, Mom.
Sharon:
Oh what a picture perfect child
Just like Jesus he's tender and mild
He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown!
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank God we live in this quiet red neck mountain town!
Stan:
Hi, is your son home?
Ms. McCormick:
I think so. HEY!
Stan:
Oww.
Ms. McCormick:
Kenny, wake up! Kenny, dammit, come on!
Kenny:
{I'm coming Mom!}
Stan:
Kenny, the Terrence and Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
Kenny:
{I have no idea! LOL!}
Ms. McCormick:
Where do you think you're going?
