Dr. Everett v. ScottFrom the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
CriminologistBut he never caused her nothing but shame
Dr. Everett v. ScottHe left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk
CriminologistHe was a low down cheap little punk
Dr. Everett v. ScottTaking everyone for a ride
ChorusWhen Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-FurterWhat a guy
Janet WeissMakes you cry
Dr. Everett v. ScottAnd I did
ColumbiaEverybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key
Dr. Everett v. ScottBut he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which reads
ChorusWhat's it say? What's it say?
EddieI'm out of my head
Oh hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
ChorusWhen Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-FurterWhat a guy
Janet WeissMakes you cry
Dr. Everett v. ScottAnd I did
ChorusWhen Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-FurterWhat a guy
ChorusWhoa ho ho
Janet WeissMakes you cry
ChorusHey hey hey
Dr. Everett v. ScottAnd I did
ChorusEddie
