Brad MajorsHey, Janet
Janet WeissYes, Brad?
Brad MajorsI've got something to say
Janet WeissUh huh?
Brad MajorsI really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet
Janet WeissOh...oh, Brad
Brad MajorsThe river was deep but I swam it
ChorusJanet
Brad MajorsThe future is ours, so let's plan it
ChorusJanet
Brad MajorsSo please don't tell me to can it
ChorusJanet
Brad MajorsI've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it
ChorusJanet
Brad MajorsThere's a fire in my heart and you fan it
ChorusJanet
Brad MajorsIf there's one fool for you then I am it
ChorusJanet
Brad MajorsI've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
Janet WeissOh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had
ChorusOh, Brad
Janet WeissNow we're engaged and I'm so glad
ChorusOh, Brad
Janet WeissThat you met Mom and you know Dad
ChorusOh, Brad
Janet WeissI've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad
Brad MajorsOh, dammit
Janet WeissI'm mad
Brad MajorsOh, Janet
Janet WeissFor you
Brad MajorsI love you too
Brad and JanetThere's one thing left to do, ah-hoo
Brad MajorsAnd that's go see the man who began it
ChorusJanet
Brad MajorsWhen we met in his science exam-it
ChorusJanet
Brad MajorsMade me give you the eye and then panic
ChorusJanet
Brad MajorsNow I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet
Janet WeissOh Brad, I'm mad
Brad MajorsDammit, Janet
Brad and JanetI love you
