The Deodorant Song

Ray Stevens

Choir: Do you want your love life to bloom? ...



Singer: 1. Do you lose your charm,

When ya raise your arm?



(chorus)

Then run out and buy some

Tear out and get some

Search around and find some

You gotta have some

Worry free, Sweet smelling, easy to apply

Hours of protection, keeps you dry

Spray it on,

Roll it on,

Spit it on,

Wipe it on,

Rub it on,

Splash it on,

Put it on,

Get it on,

Your perspiration zone



Singer: 2. When you exercise, Do you draw flies?

…then... (chorus)



Choir: Do you want your love life to bloom?

Singer: Then you've got to put a stop to all those fumes



Singer: 3. Do you offend, all of your friends? ...then…(chorus)



(speaker) Say Friends, don't let your love life fade, fade, fade away

Don't be bothered by Beeeeeeeeeee Ooooooooooh.