(Okay Pete fill it up. I'm gonna soak my head under your hose.)
(Ahh this is the nearest thing to a bath I've had in a week!)
Yeah I FUCKIN' noticed! What the FUCK are you hauling assbreath?
(Apples.)
How's your fuckin' FUCKED up (ramano?) Paul?...
(He's asleep in the cab.)
Every time you pull in here he's fuckin' asleep.
What is he a fuckin' pussycat?
(He drives as much as I do.
You run your station, we'll take care of our rig.)
Okay, I was just FUCKIN' wonderin!
Hold your FUCKIN' horses, eh? I didn't ask you for alladat!
(I checked the tires and oil, nevermind them. How much gas?)
70 gallons? That's fuckin' highway robbery.
(Whatever it is, I'll have to get you on the way back.)
What'd you say? You're gonna FUCK me from the back?
(I said I can't pay you til I deliver this load.)
Why didn't you fuckin tell me before that you had to stop and take a shit?
(You wouldn't have given me the gas.)
I'LL say I wouldn't!
I would FUCKIN notion to siphon it out.....I'll SUCK it!
(You wouldn't do that, Pete.)
Hey, you know you get your ass every time.
(Relax, I wouldn't jip you. You know I'm honest.)
All you mother-truckers are honest and always fuckin' broke.
(Relax, I told you.)
Sure, I'll fuckin' relax.
And the next thing you know, a man'll be suckin my dick!
(Uh-uh. Ohhh no. Not MY truck.)
Hey, shit happens.
And,
