Intro: Mista Wells
1 2 3! In the place to be!
As it is plain to see we be the MC's!
On the microphone and I do it swell
I go by the name of Mista Wells!
Standin' next to me on the M I C
Is my main man Smile Lee!
Standin' next to him he do what he like
He go by the name of Nephew Mike!
And last but not least number one in the crew:
He goes by the name of Howard Who!
Verse 1
[Wells] I know this chick named Tammy, a real fly shortie
She gets real naughty when she sips on a 40
And when she gets tipsy, she acts like a stunt
'Cause a 40 and a blunt, that's all she really wants
[Smile] I know this freak named Bertha, the town cum-slurper
I fucked her in the ass till she screamed bloody murder
And if you see Bertha, tell her I'm gonna hurt her
'Cause she gave me some shit that my doctor never heard of
[Mike] I met this honey named Anna at the Copacabana
Sippin' Tropicana in a calm-like manner
Just like a hammer, I really tried to slam her
Man, oh man, she drained my stamina!
[H. Who] I know this dip named Jessica; Bimos used to mess with her
It really didn't matter, so I still slept with her
It was all good, in that she gave up the kitty-cat
And when I was done, I said, "Good lookin' black!"
Verse 2
[Smile] I met this chick named Nessa, who favors Uncle Fester
I beat the bitch bloody 'cause she stole from my dresser
Bruises, knots, and multi-lacerations
I almost killed the bitch; my lawyer got me probation
[Mike] I met this girl named Kim at the all-natural gym
Tryin' to push up was this guy named Tim
Who will win, is it me or him?
Gave her a grin and I was IN!
[H. Who] Check it, I know this dip named
