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Why was I the last to know that you weren't coming to my show you coulda called me up to say good luck you could have called me back you stupid fuck
why was I the last to know
Verse 1
First date we ate sushui and it went well i was funny and you said i was a cutiethat's the last thing i heard from youi left tickets at the door for youi had to tell my mom that there was no more room you didnt show that was so uncool you coulda called me back
so i guess this means that we're not friends anymore i heard it's me your asking for i thought id see you at the show you said you'd go
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verse 2
After the date i wouldn't go home with you i wouldnt put my heels in the air for you you tried to get me to do things i just wouldnt do last i heard from you here is how i guess the story goes you woulda came if i was a ho fuck for parts thats just not how i roll move it on down the road
so i guess we shouldnt be friends anymore sick of hearin it's me your askin for cause i thought id see you at the show you said youd go
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you thought you knew me i guess you didnt you thought you had me i think you didntyou thought you knew me but you didnt
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