New Jersey Girl

Nerf Herder

well i met her at the trocadero, in philly,

backstage at the bloodhound show

she said she was from cherry hill, cherry hill

through lips like cherries in the snow,



new jersey girl, new jersey girl

come on and rock my world

new jersey girl, new jersey girl

i want to love you

new jersey girl, new jersey girl

with your crazy fucked up hair

new jersey girl, new jersey girl

you're wicked awesome



she didn't talk to charlie

our old bass player

and she didn't go off with steve

not the cougar, not the cougar

she took me up to the balcony

past kenneth keith kallenbauch

and give a ying ling to me



new jersey girl, new jersey girl

come on and rock my world

new jersey girl, new jersey girl

i want to love you

new jersey girl, new jersey girl

with your crazy fucked up hair

new jersey girl, new jersey girl

you're wiked awesome



her brother calls me blowjob

when i call her on the phone

he says, 'hey fuck-wad, are you wackin it, are you wackin' it?'

no, but is your sister home?



new jersey girl, new jersey girl

come on and rock my world

new jersey girl, new jersey girl

i want to love you

new jersey girl, new jersey girl

with your crazy fucked up hair

new jersey girl, new jersey girl

you're wicked awesome

la la la la la.....

new jersey girl