Down On Haley

Nerf Herder

Down on Haley, Haley Street


Where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap


You never know just who you'll meet on Haley


Crack dealer looks out his door


Winks his eye and waves to his whore


She don't wanna turn tricks anymore on Haley


You don't have to ride the straight and narrow


As long as you drive up in a Camaro


Tattoo parlor why don't you hang out


Let 'em show you what it's all about


We're gonna help you work it on out on Haley


Don't need no license don't need no subpoena


You can hook up with your favorite gina


Makin' fun if you know what I mean on Haley


You don't have to ride the straight and narrow


As long as you drive up in a Camaro


Goin down down ... on Haley (x4)