Smelly Water

Negativland

Wow! What a team!


Right. Pleasure being together like this.


We've a real challange on today, right.


Two days to crack the formula of how to sell


water plants across Europe and right here in the


UK by direct marketing.





Drip, drip, drip.





Ok, on the elective side: fear, fear.


You make her brush her teeth, you tell her not to


talk to strangers, so why do you put arsenic in her


orange juice?





It's quite a powerful proposition, quite a powerful catch.


Yes, so say it.





Another cup of java.





Stinko. Blotto.





Another cup...





Have smelly water.





Drip, drip, drip.





You see me as....


You see me as.... as, as, as...





Are you on? Are you switched on?





Another cup of java.


Get me some nickels, Barney.





Drip, drip, drip.





Give me a cup of coffee.





Drip, drip, drip, drip.





You better settle for a hamburger.





Drip, drip, drip.





Another cup of java.


Give me a cup of coffee.





You must like our coffee.





It stinks.





It had a distinct odor. Distinct odor.


Drip, drip...





I notice you're drinking your seventh hamburger.





Drip, drip, drip.





Well, um. Well, um...





Drip, drip, drip.





Well, um.





Drip, drip, drip.





Well, um, here in our part of the country we have


a problem with our water.





Drip, drip.





It's that our water smells; we have smelly water.





Drip, drip, drip.





We have smelly water.





Drip, drip.





I notice you're drinking a hamburger.





Drip.





Another cup of java.





Barney, get me some nickels.





Anything else?





Barney.





Anything else?





Yeah, what else?





Yeah, what else? Java.





Drip.





Yeah, what else you got today but c