(c) Is For Stupid

Negativland

Why don't you give some shit about the kids, man?


Tinky-Winky


The kids, man!





Little boys and girls, they all love me.


Laa-laa


Come sit on the lap of I-C-E,


and let me tell you a story or two,


about a punk-ass nigger I knew named:





Tinky-Winky, Tinky-Winky


squeeze me, laa-laa, hug, ahh





C is..


OK, you'd better listen to me good,


because this is the A-B-C's of anarchism


C is..


C is for cookie...


Conclusion?


... that's good enough for me.





Guess what?


What?


Guess what?


What?





An-ar-chism


C is for cookie.


Conclusion?


An-


What?


-ar-chism


An-


What?


-ar-chism





C is for cookie.


Conclusion?Nah.


That's good enough for me.





Guess what?


What?





Copyright infringement in the kitchen.


Copyright infringement by the new refridgerator.


Copyright infringement, right over by my club soda bottle.


An-ar-chism.





So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.


I'll tell you what I want.





Copyright infringement *inside* the club soda bottle.





Back out again.


I'm back, what else?





Guess what?


What?





I'm going to set the phone down and just start doing it.


Doing it, doing it, doing it.





Can you hear me now?


Yes, sir.





OK, now, when you, in order that I can play this back I have to pick


up the phone because the casette deck is the amplifier that I'm sending


the phone on, so, bear with me.





Hey-ho!





So, when you're recording, you can't hear me?





Conclusion?





I'm recording now, it's when I transition from recording to play that I


have to pick up the mike.





Wrong! Wrong! Dog gone it!





Allright, I'm just going to be recording now.





Conclusion?





I don't think so, very much. WRONG!





Damn, I hear the roto-tiller.