They're Coming to Take me Away, Ha-Haaa!Napoleon XIVRemember when you ran awayAnd I got on my kneesAnd begged you not to leave Because I'd go beserkWell you left me anyhow And then the days got worse and worse And now you see I've goneCompletely out of my mindAnd they're coming to take me away ha-haaaThey're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaaTo the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the timeAnd I'll be happy to see those nice young menIn their clean white coatsAnd they're coming to take me away ha haaaYou thought it was a joke And so you laughedYou laughed when I saidThat losing you would make me flip my lidRight? You know you laughedI heard you laugh. You laughedYou laughed and laughed and then you leftBut now you know I'm utterly madAnd they're coming to take me away ha haaaThey're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaaTo the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birdsAnd basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toesAnd they're coming to take me away ha haaaI cooked your food I cleaned your houseAnd this is how you pay me backFor all my kind unselfish, loving deedsHa! Well you just wait They'll find you yet and when they doThey'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A. You mangy muttAnd they're coming to take me away ha haaaThey're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee heeTo the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young menIn their clean white coatsAnd they're coming to take me awayTo the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birdsAnd basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toesAnd they're coming to take me away ha haaa!
