Marching Off To Bedlam

Napoleon XIV

One, two, three!


Here we go!


Bedlam, bedlam!


Ho, ho, ho!





*sung in background all the way through*: Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum





Knock, knock, knock!


Come right in!


You´re the people from the looney bin!





How´d you guys get here so soon?


Did you spot my toy balloon?





Please don´t make the straps too snug.


I´ve always been a fragile bug.





Must we march?


Can´t we ride?


I´ve got my horse parked right outside.





Glad to see that we´re on time


But must you always speak in rhyme?





Lock the door and hide the key,


´Cause if I get loose, you won´t catch me





*panting from ring ding dinger*