Three dead gophers
All named Harvey,
Sitting around drinking,
All at a party,
If they weren't dead
Their party'd be hardey,
Not too much to do
With three dead gopher bodies,
Three dead gophers
The furry little beasts,
Three dead gophers
Too bad they're deceased
Three dead gophers
All named Harvey,
Three dead gophers
Not the life of the party
My heart and soul
In their little hole,
I love them to the end,
They were my furry friends.
