Short Attention Span

Mucky Pup

I got a short attention span,

Cause I am an American

Must be something in the air,

Fast food, T.V., I don't care

Home of the big cars,

Home of the soft minds

Just the thing, that I despise

The kids can't read,

And the kids can't spell

I'm telling you, mom,

This place is going to hell

America is the drive-thru nation

Everybody's got their own television station

I come from the Velvetta Generation

Keep it simple,

Cause I can't deal with complication

Wow - growin' up American

Yea - we're growin' up American

Wow - growin' up American

Yea - that's grown' up American