Driving Your Girlfriend Home

Morrissey

I'm driving

Your girlfriend home

And she's saying

How she never chose you

"Turn left", she says

I turn left

And she says

"So how did I end up

So deeply involved in

The very existence

I planned on avoiding ?"

And I can't answer



I'm driving

Your girlfriend home

And she's laughing

To stop herself crying

"Drive on", she says

I drive on

And she says

"So how did I end up

Attached to this person

When his sense of humour

Gets gradually worser ?"

And I can't tell her



I'm parking

Outside her home

And we're shaking hands

Goodnight, so politely