We're Knights of the round table
We dance when ere we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable
We dine well here at Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
We're Knights of the rond table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we're given rhytems that are quite unsignable
Were Opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphram a l...o...o...o...t
In war we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot
