I've Got Two Legs

Monty Python

ANNOUNCER: And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing, for you, I've got two legs.



GILLIAM: (clears throat)

Hmmmmmmm

I've got two legs

from my hips to the ground

and when I move them they walk around

and when I lift them they climb the stairs

and when I shave them they ain't got hairs

I've got two---

(gunshot)

AHH