I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts

Monty Python

Down at an English fair,

One evening I was there,

When I heard a showman shouting

Underneath the flare:



Hoi've got a luvverly bunch o' coconuts.

There they are a-standin' in row.

Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead!

Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist,

That's what the showman said.



Hoi've got a luvverly bunch o' coconuts.

Hevery ball yer throw will make me rich.

There stands me wife, the idol of me life,

Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"



Roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

Roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

There stands me wife, the idol of me life,

Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"