All you hear about today
Punks on TV and they say
We're just thugs nothing more
See our mugs at the corner store
We ain't nice and we don't care
We think baywatch is a lovely affair
Got no morals got nice hair
We have no burdens to bear
MC and Mike just ain't that way
We're super nice guys we're here to say
Walkin' old ladies across the street
We're herbivores we don't eat meat
We play nice and we play fair
About our fishies we do care
We don't cause trouble nosiree
When asked to we pay the fee
Nice to teachers nicer to cops
Never talk back to our dear pops
Straight a students that's for sure
Care about Peta don't wear fur
We're never fresh we're always sweet
You'll find our rooms always neat
We love our kitties that is so
When asked about drugs we say no
Make our beds every day
Our prayers we always say
Don't cause trouble don't make a stir
Watch movies starring raymond burr
Only watch PBS
Nature shows are the best
Don't rot our minds with cable tv
Don't pretend to be a ganster g
We're never ever condescending
Our insolence is soon ending
We strive to be the teachers' pet
Always keep our whistles wet
Never once been on parol
Though you may find us rather droll
We don't ever play the fool
Some of you may think that's cool
We stay away from politics
Eat our tootsie pops in three licks
Always always toe the line
Be super nice and you'll be fine
Can't stop being well read
Can't stop being well fed
Take our money out of stocks
Put it all in boxes with locks
We try not to player hate
Fed just hiked the interest rate
Listen to soft rock all the time
Don't listen to music with rhyme
We act well mannered well behaved
Make sure our roads are well paved
Class acts that's what we a
