Regular Girl

Kool Keith

Yo money



Yeah whassup Kool Keith?



Yo that girl Kadiva gon' come to your house



with.. blonde hair and boots



Tell her rent a cheap room on Sunset Boulevard



for $16.95 I ain't tryin to get no Madrian no Marriott



or all that higher stuff



Yo we can go on cheaper man



I know somethin for like $10.99 man



It's a hotel with roaches in it and everything



It's almost near skid row




[Kool Keith]



Buttnaked! Girls walk Sunset with they ass out



I start Cadillacs with suits, wear my mask out



With brims tilted, I finger pop the whole block



Make freaks wear wigs, and put the rubbres on my cock



You see me out there, with big balls like Rosie Grier



Players cream, I pull panties out your wet dreams



Get deep in cracks, and wash em out like Mr. Clean



Bring your Massengil, the public think I'm very ill



Like Jimmy Z, posin naked for the FCC



I'm not no basketball star, your girl watch me pee



Clock me like cops, every time my sperm drops



She's in my face with thongs, chewin lollipops



I'll hit that butt on the low, just like Monica



Play three tunes and let her blow on my harmonica



I'm out here, you rollin fake in Union Square



I'll make you go blonde, brunettes runnin down they hair




Chorus: sung by Kool Keith (repeat 2X)




Regular girl, is so boring (get out my face)



Regular girl, you never turn me on (work the latex)




[Kool Keith]



You saw my porno flick, nutsacs banged up on your TV



Your girl pulled her panties off real quick, tryin to see me



She wants an autograph, a part with my anal staff



You scream test for AIDS, stretch marks make me laugh



Sign your contracts for Willie, smoke a big Phillie



I'm too old for young