Yeah man this songs called big simpin′
It's kind of like big pimpin′
But the opposite of that, JG talk to em'This ones for all my dogs out their
Named like Cody
Just cause you don't ride around to YoungBoy
Never Broke Again dog, that′s cool
Stay true to yourself
Respect your women
R-E-S-P-svee-T
Were about to snap on em′ one time
You ready? let's go, yeah
Ay slide Friday night dog
You know what′s goin on
Got Hank Jr. playing and my Wranglers on
I work hard on a farm dog I never quit
Only take it easy I know is Travis Tritt
So don't gas me up if the fuel ain′t diesel
My paint stay wet like it's on an easel
And I fire it up and I head towards town
Them stars and bars ain′t never goin down
Whoa whoa whoa man, let me explain
You know I fly that for heritage dog, not hate
And I just washed the truck
Cause I stay so clean
And I stay way up, so high crazy
Just put the lift kit on my new baby
The weathers so nice
The wind blowing south
I got my arm out the door
And longcut in my mouth
How could anybody really ask for more?
My God, and my gun, imma country boy
And so I called up my girl
Her name was Shirley
Said hey baby I'm on my way
I'll be their early
I knew she was the one man
I knew I wanted more
I was a senior and she was a sophomore
It′s not against the law
Man don′t even start
We were two years apart
And we were dating
I ain't tryna catch no charge for statutory
Pull up to the house and I knock on the door
I say hi to her dad, talkin football scores
And then Shirley appeared right there in the hall
I say hey darling, you lookin quite nice
Are you hungry?
We can go out on to eat
You pick the spot, it′ll be my treat
And then I named like 10 places
All 10 she said no, but I don't get mad
I don′t get mad
If you wanna good girl
Take the good with the bad
Then like twenty minutes later
I know where I wanna go
Let's go to Apple Bees
And we head there and roll
We pull up to the spot in the parkin lot
And then I got the door for her
Then I got the door again
Cause my mama raised me up a gentleman
We walked in and then I pulled out her chair
And at the table that′s when I noticed her hair
I said your haircut looks good
I really like the color
The length is nice
It'll be great for the summer
She thought I would notice
Wouldn't make that mistake
But said hey it looks so so great
How was your day? mine was ok
What you wanna eat?
It don′t matter to me
Do you maybe wanna split that 2 for 20?
That′s a good idea and a good deal too
We can get an appetizer
And them cheese sticks too
I said hey Shirley that sounds good to me
And five cheese sticks came
Like Curry had to give her three
We got our plates and then we chowed on down
And then the waiter he finally came back around
And said how are you guys? anything else ya need?
I said no sir, just a check please
We're ready to go and I picked up the tab
Boy you already know
Boy boy boy boy boy you already know
And when the stars come out
We headin′ down to the lake
I know a shortcut down a road that's not paved
And said baby there ain′t nothin I'd rather do
Than spent all my time, doing nothin with you
So we get to the spot
Sun goin down around nine
I grab the fishing poles
And we cast in our lines
And I look to the skies
Hoping for a bite
And say the only prettier stars I′ve seen
Are the ones in your eyes
She said aw you are so sweet
I said Shirley you are the only girl that I need
And I grab her by the hand
Say imma marry you as fast as I can
As fast as I can, like a little ginger bread man
She said are you sure that's what you wanna do?
I said yeah I'm sure
I wanna build us a house and start a family too
And I′ll get a good job
And you can be a stay at home mom
And we can have it all
And you already know imma coach baseball
And you can be the hot mom that brings the snacks
And we can settle on down and relax
And we will live a simple life
With lots of crying and laughter
The only ending I want for us is
"And they lived happily ever after"
After, hashtag notebook three
Fairy tales, fairy tales
Fairy tales, big simpin′
We bout that big simpin'
