The Auctioneer

Gordon Lightfoot

Hey y've all reg'stered, open the gate n let em out and walk em bout.

Ere we come a letter number twenty-nine, what're you gonna gimme for er



Ah, wenta-five wunna bid me biddle, wanna five wanna five wanna five, wudja

biddle on a twenty-five.



Gotta twenty-five dollar bidja-biddle on a five on the five wouldja biddle on a

thirty dollar five on a five would ya biddle on a five wouldja biddle on a

thirty five.



Well there was a boy from Arkansas who wouldn't listen to his Ma

when she told him that he should go to school.

Well He'd stay away in the afternoon, take a little walk and pretty soon

you'd find him at the local auction barn.

Well, he'd stand and listen carefully until at last he began to see

how the auctioneer could talk so rapidly,

Well, he said "Oh my, it's do or die, I've got to learn that auction cry,

gonna make my mark and be an auctioneer."



Twenty-five dollar bid'ja, now, thirty dollar, thirty wudja make it thirty

bidda onna thirty dollar thirty dollar wouldja gimme thirty, wouldja gimme

thirty dollar bill? I gotta thirty dolla bidja, now, five, wouldja beedle onna

thirty five biddle on a thirty five, thirty five? Who's gonna bitta the thirty

five dollar bill?



Well the time went by and he did his best and all could see he did not jest.

He practiced calling bids both night and day

till his pappy found him behind the barn just working up an awful storm

as he tried to imitate the auctioneer.

And his pop said "Son, we just can't stand to have a mediocre man

selling things at auction using our good name.

Gonna send you off to auction school and then you'll be nobody's fool

and you can take your place among the best."



Thirty five dolla bidja now forty doller forty, wouldja megga forty bidya on a

forty doller forty doller wouldja gimme forty, wouldja gimme forty dollar bill?

I gotta forty dollar bidya now, five, wouldja biddle on a forty-five, bidgel on

a forty-five, forty

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