Good morning ladies and gentlemen
You are welcome aboard this going 737 Stories that Touch airline flight to London, UK coming from Lagos, Nigeria
Your pilot for today is Captain Falz the bad guyI′m the assistant by name of brother Taju but the ladies call me T.J. for short
Sincere apology to make this announcement in the mid-air
Our megaphone is not working before
But our mochalic is able to fix it
So mush pothole on the way going
Therefore we are likely to experience serious turbulent
But not too worry, just fasten your seatbelt
There maybe lots of cabin pressure
We have exhaust all our oxygen marks
Maintain your breathing, do not behave like illiterate
Is also possible that we are force to land on water
There is no life jacket on this helicopter
Sorry, sorry, this is aeroplane
On this aeroplane, sorry, so you will be stranded
If you look to your back, you'll observe that the cabin crews is just about to light the gas in order to prepare your lunch
In the meantime, there is a lil′ bit of finger food together with a cold mineral for you to feel comfortable
Once again thanks so much for choosing to fly with Stories that Touch airline
Sit back, relax comfortable and enjoy your flight
