Jane Ii

EPMD

P Hello hello may I speak to the E?



E This is me... is this the doctor M.D.?



Yo P it's kinda early who's there Laverner and Shirley?



Is it Kate and Allie or some other girlie?



Well anyway yo P you know I'm lazy



Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy



P Excuse me but I'm sorry E Double



It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble



Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over



E Why P?



P - Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa



E - What?



P - Last night I was all alone



Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown



Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you



Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22



E - Where was I?



P - I don't know, you wasn't there



Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear



I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow



Shifted out the door to the local disco



E - Where'd you go, not to that ran down pub



P - Hell no... I was coolin at a club



It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Molta



Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa



Seen a fly girl, standin next to me



So I slid over to her very non-chalantly



She was DEF, body perfectly fit



She was packin, a 300-E with the kit



I said, "Kitten, how ya doin miss?"



I said, "Hello my name is Parrish"



E - "Hi, my name is Cris"



P - "Can I buy you a drink?"



E - "Yes"



P - "What will it be?"



E - "A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante.



By the way is that your Caadillac Allante



parked outside right next to my Monte



car? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it."



P - Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it



"This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag.



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