Funky Piano

EPMD

(Chuck D sample: "Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]



Straight from Brooklyn from out the projects



it's DJ Scratch so girls fix your Kotex.



The Ruler; not Slick Rick but the ruler on the mix



with ten or more tricks.



Take flicks prick but please don't miss this:



watch my DJ cut with his dick.



Yeah slick ain't it? See your moms fainted



Technique 1200 and watch scratch train it.



I'm a step off and let Scratch collect dough,



while you hear my jam with the funky piano.



("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]]



("Here with the movement of his hands")



("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch]



("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x}



[scratch]



PMD:



A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix.



No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips.



And feeds up and down is extra weak,



he strictly cross-fades club mixes every week.



Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade.



Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade.



Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'.



No arrows on the record or marks, or needle poppin'.



From table to table, sports a Gucci cable.



EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label.



Now I'm-a step off while Scratch collects his dough,



or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano.



("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]



("Here with the movement of his hands")



("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch]



("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x}



[scratching]



("Good God!")