[Featuring Biz Markie]
(Humpty Hump)
Good googily goo
Look what the cat dragged in
The mack's back in we snap crack in
We got the jokes for you
Uh look who the Hump bumped into
The old one two rhyme sayer the paper maker
Biz lay the vapours
(Biz Markie)
I'm the vapour sprayer for the himilayas
The M iza A ya R iza K aya
I'm the mayor
Leavin' emcees in a ditch
(Humpty Hump)
So get ready, we 'bout to start a fight in this bitch
(Biz Markie)
Humpty dumpty had a fight with his moms
He broke both her legs and both of her arms
Tidy Bowl Man tried to throw a fit
I told his punk ass he was full of Shhhh...
(Humpty Hump)
Shut your mouth biz
See you're allways trying to take it further
I heard you bit a burger, with a funky worm in it
well you had to play stupid 'cause you didn't clear the sample
and lordy lord, got you pushing hot dogs
(Biz Markie)
Tupac was the only one that was living large
And Humpty your nose is a two-car garage
I know you got sooooul
I heard you don't eat pussy you be eatin' booty hole
(Humpty Hump)
No my nose be in the booty, my tounge be in her vertical smile
I heard your sister had sex with Colin Powell
(Biz Markie)
Your moms don't brush her teeth
I heard her breath was strong
(Humpty Hump)
Yo you wrong
(Both)
Why can't we just get along?
Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
Why can't we just get along?
Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
The odd couple
(Biz Markie)
The city so nice, they had to name it twice
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