The Humpty DanceDigital UndergroundAa'it stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin the image and the stylethat ya used to. I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money so listen upworld I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round, I'm the new fool intown and my sound's laid down by tha Underground. I drink up all theHennessee ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself. My nameis Humpty, pronounced with an umpty. Oh ladies oh how I like tofrumpty, and to the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bumpty.I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fallwhen the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme I like my beef funky. I'mspunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.I'm sick with this. Straight gangsta mack. But sometimes I getridiculous. I eat up all tha crackers and tha licorace. Hey yo fatgirl commere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me I'mskinny. It never stopped me from gettin' busy. I'm a freak. I likethe girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don'tfaze me. I'm still gettin' in tha girls pants and I even got my owndance.(chorus)The Humpty Dance is your chance to do tha hump. Ohh do me baby. Do theHumpty Hump. Ohh ohh do me baby. Do the Humpty Hump. Do ya know whatwere doin'? Were doin' the Humpty Hump yall. Watch me do the HumptyHump. Just keep on doin' tha Hump.People say "yo, Humpty you're really funny lookin'" That's aaiit 'causemy body's in motion. You stare, you glare, you try to compare me, butya can't get near me. I'm on the floor, bein' at the bars and see allthe ladies adore me. Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere 'cause inthe 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear. My nose is big. Uh uh I'mnot ashamed, big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid. I'm gettin'laid by the ladies, you know I'm in charge. Note how I'm livin' and mynose is large. I get stupid. I shoot an arrow like cupid. I use aword that don't mean nuttin' like loopded. I sang in Dowhatchalike andif ya m
