Royale With Cheese

Dialogue

JULES


Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.


VINCENT


Okey what do you want to know?


JULES


Well, hash is legal over there, right?


VINCENT


Yeah,It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant,


roll a joint and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.


JULES


And those are the hash bars?


VINCENT


Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it,


And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.


It's legal to carry it, but...but that dosen't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,


If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.


I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.


JULES


Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.


VINCENT


I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?


JULES


What?


VINCENT


It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here,


they got there, but there they're a little different.


JULES


Example ?


VINCENT


Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer.


And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer


And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's.


And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?


JULES


They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?


VINCENT


No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.


JULES


What'd they call it?


VINCENT


They call it Royale with Cheese.


JULES


Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?


VINCENT


Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.


JULES


Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?


VINCENT


I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.


But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?


JUL