Personality Goes A Long Way

Dialogue

VINCENT


You want some bacon?


JULES


No, man, I don't eat pork.


VINCENT


Are you Jewish ?


JULES


No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.


VINCENT


Why not?


JULES


Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.


VINCENT


But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...


JULES


Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,


But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.


Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.


I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


VINCENT


How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces


JULES


I don't eat dog either


VINCENT


Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?


JULES


I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.


But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.


VINCENT


So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?


JULES


We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.


I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?