My Enemies

Crash Test Dummies

I sit and concentrate, and try hard not to hate my enemies

I try to picture them dressed up as furry little bunnies

But when I look into their glass eyes

I can see they're cold and hard and pink



Hopping 'round, hopping on their two legs

Cute little legs, hopping around and...



I think of dictators who were known to have been especial brutes

And I try to picture them gathered together in their bathing suits

But when I look down at their bodies

I can see they're warm and soft and pink



Standing around, standing on their two legs

Two little legs, standing around and...



I try to meditate, control my hate just like I know I should

But I can't help myself, and I keep it up because it feels so good

But when I look down at my belly

I can see it's pink and soft and weak



Kneeling down, kneeling on my two legs

Two skinny legs, I'm kneeling down and...