Aching To Sneeze

Crash Test Dummies

I've been aching to sneeze



Begging please, pretty please



But I can't get the thing to come out



I've been down on my knees



I've been pissing on trees



But the evil thing just won't come out




Come on out, my pretty baby



Relieve me of my burden, little baby



Come on out, my pretty baby




I've been waking at dawn



With the big bird on



And I can't make the thing go away



I've been throwing up drinks



In the toilets and sinks



But it just sticks around anyway




Come on out, my pretty baby



Relieve me of my burden, little baby



Come on out, my pretty baby




I've been waking at dawn



With a fever going on



And a stain that just won't wash away



I've got nothing to hide



It's just something inside



That keeps coming back, day after day




Come on out, my pretty baby



Relieve me of my burden, little baby



Come on out, my pretty baby



My pretty baby



My pretty baby