Verse 1
A long, long time ago
My wife was so pretentious
A whore with tupperware delights
I laughed when she was so racist
Basking in the sun showing off her athist
She showed her beauty in a white sheet
Her rice patties were so neat
She grabbed my phallus and then it lit
But then her white sheet would have got a big smudge
And then her clan would have killed her because of that grudge
Some folks say they hate niggers and coons
They sure like to bash that vermin with spoons
Man I herd those guys can make be made into great BBQ's
Pre Chorus
And then mustard flies out of my pocket … quite quickly
