Monkey Jim & The Snail Trails Theme

Cheese Wallop

Verse 1
Look, here's Monkey Jim
And look who helping him
It's the Snail Trails with a tractor

Fonzies bringing fear
Woody Allen's queer
He married his adopted Vietnamese daughter

Who else? Is helping me
He's doing it anally
Dedicated to
Sodomizing you

Chorus
Come root me faster (Steven Hawking)
The Anal Violators your master
He is an ass-master (Steven Hawking)
The Anal Violators your master
Master (high voice)