May I introduce you to
The world′s most decorated zoo
For everything you wish was make-believeOh, buddy did you know
You could shake hands with a demon
If you wanna take that dare, so be it
You could lose an arm or a leg so easy here
So let me give you a scenario
And don't you tell a soul
It′s only hypothetical
Imagine all your nightmares
Contained in a single glorified reformatory
Where nothing ever gets out
Straitjackets have been worn out
Good guys, bad guys accommodated
If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story
We′ll make sure it stays fiction
In our superstitious foundation
Medicine unlike any other
Coffee machine dispensing blood for a sucker
All that we display will never leave
But buddy, don′t you know
We don't wanna let armageddon
Rear its ugly head like a nuclear weapon
We secure, contain, protect
So you don′t live in fear
Did I even mention
The monsters that preside?
Where do I begin? Where do I begin?
'Cause there is more than 99
The Vermin God, The Anklebiters
Brother′s Bride, Shy Guy, Trapped in the Typewriter
Snapper of Necks, On A Perfect Day
Polaroid, Builder Bear, Hungry Clay
Water Orb, River Cat, Draws You In the Book
Whistlebones, Abandoned Row Home
There Was a Crooked Man, Man's Best Friend
Hateful Star, Desert in a Can
And that isn′t even half of it
So let me give you a scenario
And don't you tell a soul
It's only hypothetical
Let me give you a scenario
But don′t you go thinking it′s real
Imagine all your nightmares
Contained in a single glorified reformatory
Where nothing ever gets out
Straitjackets have been worn out
Good guys, bad guys accommodated
If it don't make any sense, like it′s something in a story
We'll make sure it stays fiction
In our superstitious foundation
Superstitious foundation
Superstitious foundation
