Toon Catastrophes

Kyle Allen Music , CG5 , Annapantsu

Killer kitten
Big, bold, beady eyes
Darkness he defiesThriller written
Drawn up with a pen
Your life ends in
Just one moment
All that he will see
Gazing through the trees
Toon Catastrophes
That′s how the story goes
On your soul, he depends
Eat a fella to the bone
Right when those teeth descend
Break and bend
You can't even comprehend

Stars rising up
The cat tracks you down, down
In the night, it finds the nearest shadow
And then stalks without a sound
I can′t keep going, can't keep running
Can't stop sneaking, can′t stop now
But I can only carry on
That′s all I am allowed

Killer kitten
Big, bold, beady eyes
Darkness he defies
Thriller written
Drawn up with a pen
Your life ends in
Just one moment
All that he will see
Gazing through the trees
Toon Catastrophes
That's how the story goes
On your soul, he depends
Eat a fella to the bone
Right when those teeth descend
Break and bend
You can′t even comprehend

That demon cat plays with my mind
Chasin' us ′til the end of time
Runnin' and runnin′ but he's right behind
Let's beat him to the five and dime
What long sharp teeth it has my dear
The better to eat us with I fear
Maybe he needs the ol′ litter box!
Well, I′m hoping that we see it in a couple blocks

Aren't kittens supposed to be
The most adorable things
That you′ve ever seen
What a creature so benign
Sends shivers down my spine

You can tip toe, run all you want
I'm on the prowl, and I′m just being blunt
But you're lookin′ delicious, you're lookin' nutritious
You′re probably going to sleep with the fishes
Cartoon Cat, I′m the Cartoon Cat
I'm the one and the only, imagine that
The flavor of human is truly divine
Let′s count down the seconds, before you die
Five, four, three, two, one

Killer kitten
Big, bold, beady eyes
Darkness he defies
Thriller written
Drawn up with a pen
Your life ends in
Just one moment
All that he will see
Gazing through the trees
Toon Catastrophes