[female reporter]
The definition of sex varies with many people
In search of a few ways to define it
we asked actor/comedian Mr. Dolemite his definition of sex
And his response was..
[Dolemite]
Baby, sex is just like puttin money in the bank
Once you take it out, the interest is all gone
[female reporter]
Then we asked rap star Big Daddy Kane his definition of sex
And well *clears throat* according to the Prince of Darkness..
[Big Daddy Kane]
Here comes Kane the mack, the sex maniac
Bring on the honies and you can't restrain me back from ff..
.. nah I better not say the whole word
So uhh, let's just say what make Whoopi like Goldberg
Cause I wanna make you sweat, get you wet
Perform a miracle in this love duet, see baby
I play the game like Keno, plus I know the
+Scent of a Woman+ better than Al Pacino
And when it comes to girls, I show no mercy
They lick me on the chest and say, 'To hell with Hershey'
Now it's time for me to lick that body
and this is no +Ordinary Love+, ask Sade
Baby you're bound to perspire, when I use
the nipples on your breasts just like a pacifier
Honey please, keep your body at ease
And let me see what I can do with those 34 C's
I plan to lick your bellybutton my dear
and let my tongue walk five steps downstairs
The way that I plan to put this chocolate syrup to use
I'm gonna wake up in the mornin with a hairy sweettooth
And now you're under my spell like a magician
Abra-cadabra, good sex and I have ya
laid out, waitin for a big treat
I'm not the Ku Klux Klan but I stay under sheets
And when it comes to sex, yo I'm the illest
Plus I know more +Di
