Everything about this is no
This song is noThis vid is no
My dancing no
Plus it looks and sounds old
Like something Britney Spears did fifteen years ago
What′s with your new look? It's straight up no!
Your hair is no (no)
Your clothes are no (no)
Your makeup is no (no)
Your stylist really blows
Did she pick out that coat?
You should let her go
You look like a leprechaun girl
No!
I wanted to do something that was new
Change the way people thought about me
So I dyed my hair, changed the clothes I wear
And learned some lame choreography
Then I discarded the sound that made me big
1950s bubble gum doo-wop
For a sound that straight rips off NSYNC and Britney Spears style pop
There′s a message in this song
It's a feminist anthem
And the message is any time a man talks to you say
Excuse me-
No!
We're here to-
No!
We need to clean-
No!
We need to clean the floor
We are the janitors
I guess we should just start
Quit hitting on me jerks I said no!
We′ll start here
No!
Be carefull
No!
The floor is wet!
No!
Miss Trainor
I said "No!"
But you′re dancing too close!
You're going to slip
No!
Quit asking me out guys I said "No- Ahh!"
Every guy I see tries hitting on me
I′m sick of it that's why I′m mean to them
But that sounds arrogant
No you don't understand the effect my body has on men
All these girls with me are totally skinny
Which is weird because my biggest song is about positive body image for overweight girls
Meghan we′re senior VPs
At your record company
We're concerned about this
No stop trying to hit on me!
Now we think-
No!
This song's too-
No!
It′s not a hit!
No!
You need to re-record
And maybe write some more songs like you did before!
I′m not going out with you assholes!
I don't want-
No!
I′m married
No!
Meghan I'm gay!
No!
Shut up leave me alone!
But Meghan
I said no!
You′re not taking me home!
What's wrong with her?
She′s delusional!
All men are good for nothing
If you see one run and scream
Can someone help me open this jar it's totally stuck?
Results are back from tests we ran on your blood Meghan
And we have determined you're actually a man!
That can′t be!
Yes it can!
If I′m a man then I must say no
To my hands
No!
To my feet
No!
To my elbows
No!
To myself as a whole
She is losing control!
She is gonna blow!
No, no-no-no, no-no-no-no, no-
