It feels like the perfect day
To torture my exes
And then put on their skinHelp me! Shut up, Harry!
I escaped from the asylum
And kidnapped all of them
So I could get my revenge
You′re sick! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah!
I got Joe, Jake, John and Kennedy
All wrapped up in duct tape
Bitch, give me back my fucking face
Fat chance
Today's the first day of a never-ending hell date
It′s time!
Uh oh!
Now, you all will be mine until the end of all time
I will never let you leave
Somebody call the police
You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out
Why are you dancing like that?
Because I'm a psychopath
Now it's your turn to dance
Ah! You just shot me in my ass
You should never have dumped me
Now you′re all buried
Let′s watch Tyler Perry
Please, just kill us!
It's just Madea Goes To Jail
Ah! My favorite movie (Hallelujah)
This proves she′s crazy
It's making my eyes bleed
Yeah!
Soon you will all become members of my death cult
Ah, excuse me?
After the murder ritual
Oh crap!
Then we will spend eternity together below
In hell, ah-ha-ha-ha!
Uh-oh!
All the rumors are true, I am Satan
Yeah, we knew
Now your heads must all come off
BRB, I′ll get the saw
Dude, she dropped her cell phone
Pick it up, call the Po - Po
We'll be dead once they get here
I have a better idea, Send!
AH! What are you doing?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
AH!
We were not doing anything
Eh! No matter
Time to die
Oh, no, no, no!
I′ll see you in the afterlife
Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon, Miss Swift!
OMG! It's Jesus!
How did you find me, J.C.?
I got a text from Jake G
We're actually quite close
He likes all my Facebook posts
And he follows me on Twitter
Anyway, back to Taylor now!
Time to take care of you
I can′t move
With this holy water balloon
Ah! Get that away from me, you fool! Ah!
Sorry, but your time here is through.
Ah!
Yah!
Oh my God!
Well, my children, that′s a wrap on that crazy bitch! Who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances all on me!
Yeah!
