Intro: J-Ro
There go the bathroom right there [Just could I have one]
Yo, get this party started [two maybe two drinks sometime
when I got ta holla now] Ay, ay yo E-Swift
[one two] It's the Alkaholik funk
One two, ah one two, yeah
Yeah, ah one two, ah one two
Verse One: J-Ro
Ooh, we got to clown, E-Swift get the rockets
Niggaz step back I'm pullin rhymes out my pockets
I'm drop bombs like my man Joe Lewis
So all you can do is, be the black and bluest
This ain't Monopoly the Liks will never get the boot
I got the kind of rhymes to make a fly girl group
Yo, I'm the baddest man with a hit since Roberto Clemente
Ooh, my style is muy calient
I bail through Hell and won't bust a sweat
I walk through a rainstorm and still won't get wet
So you must have a locomotive, I mean a crazy reason
To wanna step up, it's sucker punk season
I bust through lines like Jerome Meadis
We're fresh as lettuce, the front row gets the wettest
You talk about a party, then I flex
I'm walkin out the R-E in my X
Chorus 2X: J-Ro
The Alkaholiks got the beats that'll make you say [Daaam!]
The Alkaholiks got freaks that'll make you say [Daaam!]
The Alkaholiks got rhymes that'll make you say [Daaam!]
Everytime I make a jam, make you wanna say [Daaam!]
Interlude 2X: group
We are the Alkaholiks
We be rockin from coast to coast
And when it comes to fresh beats and rhymes
You know who got the most
Verse Two: Tash
While he sound like he do I keep to my own
With the liquid-ass lyrics that y'all niggaz get a tone
Though I'm known in every zone for my styleof entertaining
I spray you with my beer and make you niggaz think it's raining
The liquidator with the hardcore demanor
Bustin out the perpetrators I see through em like a Zima
So I'm never caught between a hard place and a rock
Cause I kill rhyme bandits bare handed like Mr. Spock
I told son not to pull that g
