2014

Alkaholiks

And the man keeps sayin´ ´Do you take this woman


to be your awful wedded wife?´ Heh, heh





And then I started thinkin´ about no more winkin´


At the pretty little gals a-boppin´ by.


No more dancin´ and new romancin´


Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.


Aw, no pool shootin´ and a rootin´ and a-tootin´


With the boys if I take you for my wife.


I can´t go no place, I gotta look at your face


For the rest of my dog gone life.


This is it!





Ah, honey, what am I doin´ here in the first place?


You knooooooow I don´t go for this marraige bit!


I was only kiddin´! Hahahahahahaha


And there´s your daddy sittin´ over there with a shotgun


layin´ across his lap


And a big smile on his ugly face.


And the man keeps sayin´ ´Are you gonna take this woman or aintcha?´





Well, then I started thinkin´ about no more winkin´


At the pretty little gals a-boppin´ by.


No more dancin´ and new romancin´


Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.


Aw, no pool shootin´ and a rootin´ and a-tootin´


With the boys if I take you for my wife.


I can´t go no place, I gotta look at your face


For the rest of my dog gone life.


This is it!





Honey, what´s this jazz about Love, Honor, and Obey?


That cat´s talkin´ to me! Heheheh


And look at all these good lookin´ bride maids standin´ around, heh


Hellllllo, baaaby!


And the man in charge keeps sayin´ ´Looky here,


do you take this woman or dontcha?´





Well, then I started thinkin´ about no more winkin´


At the pretty little gals a-boppin´ by.


No more dancin´ and new romancin´


Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.


Aw, no pool shootin´ and a rootin´ and a-tootin´


With the boys if I take you for my wife.


I can´t go no place, I gotta look at your face


For the rest of my dog gone life.


This is it!





And the man keeps sayin´ ´Look here, do you take this woman or dontcha?´


And I say ´Partnah, I don´t believe I do. Let me outa here!