I was gonna clean my room, 'til I got high.
I was gonna get up and find the broom, then I got high.
My room is still messed up, and I know why.
'Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high.
La dee dat dat dat daa...
I was gonna go to class, before I got high.
I coulda cheated and I coulda, but I got high.
I'm takin' it next semester, and I know why.
Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high.
I was gonna go to court, before I got high.
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. (no you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck, and I know why.
Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high.
La dee dat dat dat daa...
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high.
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high.
Now im a paraplegic and I know why.
Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high.
La dee dat dat dat daa...
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high.
I was gonna eat yo' pussy n' tits (?), but then I got high.
Now I'm jackin' off and I know why.
Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high.
La dee dat dat dat daa...
I messed up my entire life, because I got high.
I lost my kids and wife, because I got high.
Now I'm sleepin' on the sidewalk and I know why.
Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high.
La dee dat dat dat daa...
I'm gonna stop singing this song, because I'm high.
I'm singin' this whole thing wrong, because I'm high.
And if I don't sell one copy, I know why.
Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high...
La dee dat dat dat daa...
Da da dada da da da......
