Before I Got High

Afroman

I was gonna clean my room until I got high


I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high


My room is still messed up and I know why


'Cause I got high


Because I got high


Because I got high





I was gonna go to class before I got high


I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high


I'm taking it next semester and I know why


'Cause I got high


Because I got high


Because I got high





I was gonna go to work but then I got high


I just got a new promotion but I got high


Now I'm selling dope and I know why


'Cause I got high


Because I got high


Because I got high





I was gonna go to court before I got high


I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high


They took my whole paycheck and I know why


'Cause I got high


Because I got high


Because I got high





I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high


I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high


Now I am a paraplegic and I know why


'Cause I got high


Because I got high


Because I got high





I was gonna pay my car note until I got high


I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high


Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why


'Cause I got high


Because I got high


Because I got high





I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (I'm serious)


I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high


Now I'm jacking off and I know why


'Cause I got high


Because I got high


Because I got high





I messed up my entire life because I got high


I lost my kids and wife because I got high


Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why


'Cause I got high


Because I got high


Because I got high





I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high


I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high


And if I don't sell one copy I know why


'Cause I'm high


'Cause I'm high


'Cause I'm high





Say what, say what





'Cause