I know you can′t afford a baddie, got that girl from clearance
Get off my oui oui, bro, we're not in Paris
Fucked your girl, made her cumJust from liking my appearance
Second time, made her come again
Like I′m hard of hearing
Models give me top in my model S, I ain't fucking steering
Crystal bitches shifting to me like I'm Draco
Got 8 hoes in the station wagon blasted, bumping Fafo
And I ain′t smoke, got CBD on that cat
So if you say so
Nah, I′m just playin' though, man
Got polyorchidism, my nuts look like a snowman
Ain′t wearing socks around the homies
I ain't gay tho, man, pause
Then hit play though, man
I′m fun to play with, not to eat if you're vegan
Cuz my meat is so cheesy
Everybody my son, so come see me every weekend
Got this Italian lady, I stuff her like tortellini
Then send her back up to Bowser
Cuz I ain′t feeling too peachy, word
Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder
Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder
You cannot change my mind
Up late all night, let her stay a couple hours
Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder
Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder
Couple ugly bitches say they want me
Think I'm gonna pick em up, bitch I ain't Wall-E, uh
Plus she whiter than the name Johnny
I don′t eat crackers no more, I ain′t Polly, uh
Excuse me, sorry man, pardon me
Overbite baddie gave me dome, call it carpentry
Hoes at the crib, it's a lion′s den
Kick 'em all out, give ′em no way home like Spider-Man, uh
Fuck do you want, hop in the whip
Cry bout my ex, I'm Taylor Swift
I do it all, so talented
Jack of all trades, feel like Johnny Sins
Ain′t cop me a Benz, that shit's too expensive
I'm broker than Kanye in 2015
Ain′t making no pence, but I don′t like Mike
Lil bitch I'm a slut, my balls for the streets
Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder
Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder
You cannot change my mind
Up late all night, let her stay a couple hours
Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder
Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder
You already know what time it is
It′s uh, it's, it′s 9:52 AM on a Wednesday morning
I'm recording this
I′m kind of in the mood for some eggs right now
I haven't ate breakfast yet
But I don't know if we have any in the fridge
So, I might not eat that, um
I don′t know, I mean I could like, run to the store
And like, get eggs or something
But it′s like, do I really wanna go all the way
To a grocery store and do that, I don't know
I mean, like, am I craving it that badly, I don′t think so
But, you know what, we'll see how it goes
Uh, I′ll see you guys another time
Appreciate you, take care, goodbye
