You know, I′ve always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
So I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Check it out now, I love those fat Americans, you know they′re so obnoxious
They're always eating burgers, they're always holding shotguns
And I love Mexicans, the way they mow my lawn
They all got 100 kids ′cause they don′t know how to put a condom on
Uh-huh, 'cause that′s the way they roll
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
They′re out of control like a Chinese driver
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they′re riding camels
I love Jamaicans, yeah, they're cool
But they're always high, so, don′t let them fool ya
And I love them Puerto Ricans
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend
I′m just joking, if you didn't know then
You′re a little slow, and you're probably from Poland
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Let′s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Aw yeah, let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth, mamma mia
And how could anyone hate the French
Yeah, I know their hairy women don′t shave their pits
Brazilian girls is what you want
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk
I love Africans but hold up a second
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked
Breasts hanging low, what have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose
Uh-oh, you′re all on my checklist
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast
They′re stereotypes, and if you believe them
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Let′s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
I love Scots, man, though they hump sheep
I love Scots, man, though they hump sheep
I love Scots, man, though they hump sheep
I love Scots, man, though they hump sheep
They hump sheep
They hump sheep
They hump sheep
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
