Down Lo Ho

WYCLEF JEAN

[Talent]
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is confirming my earlier
allegations that he's a player, and not only do I have the tape, but I'd
like to call to the stand my next witness, who ran a whorehouse with
Wyclef. Ladies and gentlemen, I call to the stand Down Lo Ho.
[Will]
Hmmhmmhm, I said hmmhmmhmm (2X)
[Talent]
Now Mr. Lo Ho, let's cut the bullshit. Are you and Wyclef partners?
[Will]
Hmm. Fine.
[Talent]
No. I mean, is he financially backing this whorehouse?
[Will]
Hmm. Okay then.
[Talent]
Jesus Christ. Mr. Ho, does he practice this lifestyle?
[Will]
Right. I practice many styles.
[Talent]
Uh, your honor, you know, this is dragging out.
[Will]
Dragon? I'll show you dragon! You think I come into courtroom and don't
know what's going on? Try my snake technique!
[Talent]
Uhh! Well, I studied a little snake myself.