Verse 1:
Microphone check 1, 2
Got my heat beneath the seat, it ain't nothing new
Just picked up Dre, that's my cousin
He got the E & J, so we buzzing
But I forgot to mention that he had a freak with him
Good Lord, he told me how she did him
He say the bitch want to be his main
But she free to let us run this train
Hoe don't know she dealing with professionals
Street niggas that's intellectual
When it comes to recognizing game, we pros
We let these bitches be bitches and hoes be hoes
That's the way love goes when I'm dealing with hoes
I get that pussy like I'm supposed
Other than that, I'll ignore you
But if you're with it, I got something good for you
Chorus: (2x)
Girl, I got something good for you
Guess what it is (what?)
Dick!
Verse 2:
It's a big fat black long dick
I can't afford to be buying you shit
It ain't that a motherfucker broke
Get off my shoulder, you motherfucking freeloader
Telling me your other man bought you a Caddy
But fuck that shit, I ain't a sugar daddy
I'm just a hustling motherfucker from 5th Ward
In these streets, trying to make ends meet
And my dick is about ready to meet you girlfriend
So put your pussy on the other end
I want to fuck you like a dog
In your combat boots and make you pussy say 'woof'
but first let me find myself a rubber
Before I fuck around and get in trouble
And stop talking about knowing me better before you put me in
Bitch you know I got a girlfriend
You look good from head to toe
But I ain't leaving my woman for a straight up hoe
You're looking for a wedding ring
But I can't do