Has Been

William Shatner

(Has Been)

(Has Been)

(Has Been)



You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

You calling me has been?

What'd you say your name is?



(Jack)

(Never Done Jack)



Glad to meet ya. Who's your friend?



(Dick)

(Don't Say Dick)



What do ya know. And you friend,

what's your handle?



(Don)

(Two-Thumbs Don)



Riding on their armchairs,

they dream of wealth and fame.

Fear is their companion,

Nintendo is their game.

Never Done Jack and Two-Thumbs Don

and side-kick Don't Say Dick

will laugh at others failures

though they have not done shit.



I heard of you, the ready made

connecting with the ever ready.

Yeah, never was talking about

still trying. I got it.

Forever better gossipping about

never say die.



May I inquire about what

you've been doing, mister..



(Jack)

(Never done jack)



And you, partner, what's the

news of the world, Dick?



(I don't say dick)



Don, of all the people,

you must be the tattler.



(Two-thumbs up)



What are you afraid of, failure?

So am I.



(Has been)

(Has been)



Has been implies failure. Not so.



(Has been)



Has been's history. Has been, was.



(Has been)



Has been, might again.